The Port Maitland Declaration
We, the undersigned,
On behalf of all parents of draft-age children and all children of draft-age parents, ask the Secretary General of The United Nations to put forth a resolution that no member nation shall take part in armed conflict with anything more technologically advanced than sharp sticks and tin-can walkie-talkies.
Love
Tomorrow
for J-man Weib, The Dude, Gonzo and Jack
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