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You are a fun
I'm not a fun t
You look me in the eye, so as you'd dare fun t
Ha ha ha fun t
Bla bla bla fun t
Lend me your wife, then at least your son is not fun t

You wear Cortjacken (fun t)
You play Magic cards (fun t)
You choose to marry zero hundred ninety and want
You run to work with your too-tight tie (fun t)
Your mother stripping for me to "Whoomp! (There It Is)"
It's magic choir, I translated 'my' lumbago
Your gear is wearing shoes with Velcro
I wear topi in tropical swamp
And fuck me to your wife testicles dull (fun t)
You really are a tough banger
With 20 years naked under sprinklers
Your mother is so wet
Gnu herds come and be eaten by alligators
You have a reason to your face forgiven 

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