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Handy man

Ecstatic, giddy, self deprecating joy
TWO AND A HALF HOURS!!!!!
I am a genius, I can take it all apart and put it back together.

Who the hell needs instructions?
It’s a simple fan motor assembly and it’s 30 years old
That must be the problem

Find a cord with a switch (good thing I saved that junk!!)
Hey it works!!!! So much for theory #1
Check the switch, is there power when the thermostat kicks on? No?????

OK better find the fuse, but which one??????
NONE OF THE FUCKING FUSES ARE LABELED!!!!!!
Try this....?????? It does bupkiss!!!!

Wait number 7..... use the tester..... it’s a good fuse....
NO!!!! It can’t be!!!!!!!!!
Nothing more than a loose fuse.

Rule number 1.......
Check the fuses first!!!!!
The world's most brilliant ass.

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