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The Reason for the Season

To the tune of Winter Wonderland Doorbells ring, are you listening  From here to Maine, the snow is glistening  When friends come in sight, the love and the light  You know that they're the reason for the season Come to stay is your brother, your baby sister and your mother  We'll all get along, the light our love song  You know that they're the reason for the season In the morning we'll share all our presents  As the children's faces light up bright  They'll say is it magic? We'll say yes sir! And that love will be with them for all their life Sing my song, to inspire  A love that burns, like the fire  The friends that we've made, for family we've prayed  You know that they're the reason for the season Lyrics by Tomorrow Sweetwater Copyright 2016 The Sweet Tom Fund. 

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You are a fun I'm not a fun t You look me in the eye, so as you'd dare fun t Ha ha ha fun t Bla bla bla fun t Lend me your wife, then at least your son is not fun t You wear Cortjacken (fun t) You play Magic cards (fun t) You choose to marry zero hundred ninety and want You run to work with your too-tight tie (fun t) Your mother stripping for me to "Whoomp! (There It Is)" It's magic choir, I translated 'my' lumbago Your gear is wearing shoes with Velcro I wear topi in tropical swamp And fuck me to your wife testicles dull (fun t) You really are a tough banger With 20 years naked under sprinklers Your mother is so wet Gnu herds come and be eaten by alligators You have a reason to your face forgiven 

LKF The Donald Drinking Game

It's a little known fact that the Secret Service code name for Trump was "The Donald" whenever the limo pulled in someone talks into their wrist and says "We have The Donald" Every time an agent on duty put their hand to their ear and whispers "Duck" all the off-duty agents take a shot. It's the best White House drinking game since "Name that Stain". Live, Love and stay WILD my friends